Pickup Lines for the Ultimate Dave Ramsey Fan

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There are quite a few things in life that are more foolish and desperate than using these Dave Ramsey pickup lines to woo someone—like not having an emergency fund, going within 50 feet of a payday loan store, and buying lottery tickets.

But while all of these actions are avoidable, February 14 is not. And if it’s Valentine’s Day, it must be time for some Dave Ramsey pickup lines:

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be on Baby Step 7.


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You're so much better than I deserve.

I've created a special line item in my budget just for you.

Do you have term life insurance? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous!

I’m making out my will, and I want to list you as a beneficiary. I’ll need your phone number.

Forget the paid-off mortgage—to me, you look like the status symbol of choice.

When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

You’re finer than the print on a payday loan statement.

I will now look for no one else because you look like no one else.

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