Pickup Lines for the Ultimate Dave Ramsey Fan

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There are quite a few things in life that are more foolish and desperate than using the Dave Ramsey pickup lines to woo someone—taking an interest-only mortgage, going within 50 feet of a payday loan store, and buying lotto tickets, just to name a few.

But while all of these actions are avoidable, February 14 is not. And if it’s Valentine’s Day, it must be time for Dave Ramsey … pickup lines, that is. So without further ado, here they are: the sixth-annual list of Dave Ramsey pickup lines.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be on Baby Step 7.

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I’d love to change my family tree. How about we make one?

I spent $25,000 on Sallie Mae, so just imagine how much I’d spend on you.

Do you have term life insurance? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous!

I’m making out my will, and I want to list you as a beneficiary. I’ll need your phone number.

Forget the paid-off mortgage—to me, you look like the status symbol of choice.

When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

You’re finer than the print on my payday loan statement.

I will now look for no one else because you look like no one else.

What’s your favorite? Leave a comment and let us know your creative Dave Ramsey pickup lines. (Keep it clean, people!)

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