Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Dave Fans

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The tradition continues! Get your cheesy pick-up lines for the ultimate Dave Ramsey fan in honor of Valentine's Day.

And they are...

You’re finer than the print on my credit card statement.


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If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I could change my family tree.

Is your name Sallie Mae? Because I’m about to spend a lot of money on you.

I’m as single as a stock. Let’s get together and make a mutual fund.

Good thing I’ve got long-term disability insurance, because it’ll take a while to recover from the shock of seeing you!

Now I can finally look for no one else, because you LOOK like no one else.

I’m making out my will, and I want to list you as a beneficiary. I’ll need your phone number.

If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?

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