Highlights from the Dave Ramsey Show

You asked for it! For the third year in a row, here are Dave Ramsey's pickup lines for Valentine's Day.

-Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!

-I'm thinking of renaming the "fun money" category in my budget. What's your name?

-Who needs Dave Ramsey? For me, the Fox show is right here!

-Glad I've got health insurance. I need to see a doctor now that you've made my knees weak.

-I won't ask to borrow your phone number, since borrowing is stupid. Will you just give it to me instead?

-My dating life is in a recession. Will you bail me out?

-If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

-I want to start my baby emergency fund. First thing I need is you, baby.

-The ladies here would agree ... I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.

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You look familiar ... didn't I deliver a pizza to you last week?

You're so hot you could melt my debt snowball.

Good thing I have identity theft insurance, because you stole my heart!

Call me your mutual fund, honey ... 'cause with you, I'm showing interest.

Are you unpaid credit card debt? Because you have got FINE written all over you!

If you turn me down, my life will look like a country song.

When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

You should be my retirement plan ... you'd put the "OK" in my 401k.

The best from last year

I still have money in my restaurant envelope ... can I buy you dinner?

Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.

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