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Dave Ramsey pickup lines for 2009

You look familiar ... didn't I deliver a pizza to you last week?

You're so hot you could melt my debt snowball.

Good thing I have identity theft insurance, because you stole my heart!

Call me your mutual fund, honey ... 'cause with you, I'm showing interest.

Are you unpaid credit card debt? Because you have got FINE written all over you!

If you turn me down, my life will look like a country song.

When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.

You should be my retirement plan ... you'd put the "OK" in my 401k.

The best from last year

I still have money in my restaurant envelope ... can I buy you dinner?

Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.

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Dave, I've been following a self devised plan like what you've been promoting. And until last monday I thought I was finally starting to see a clear path to financial freedom eventually. Then I got hammered by J P Morgan/Chase with my MasterCard bill. I'd gone over my limit, but had never had a problem before with paying it back down. I've stopped using my cards completely. But when a guy brings home about $3000 a month, and gets a bill for $1550 dollars along with a change of interest rate on the account to 29.99% HOW IN THE HECK IS A PERSON GOING TO EVER GET AHEAD??? Last month's bill was $479 (paid them $500). And I'm going to send them $700 on this impossible to pay bill....What the hell is going on with the credit card companies?? I've never missed a payment, and never pay the minimum....
# Posted by C. Schwehr | 2/14/09 11:58 AM
Okay--I always knew you guys were funny, but this was FREAKIN HYSTERICAL! I think I just might have to make DaveRamsey.com my homepage if this sort of ultra-entertaining content keeps popping up. Love it! Thanks for making me smile! (best of all--these are jokes that only fellow "snowballers" would understand--makes me feel like I belong to some awesome club w/ it's own lingo!)

Keep it up! :) Jenny
# Posted by Jenny | 2/18/09 8:20 PM